Midget Mallet


when you stick a midget on the end of your d-ck and swing her around beating someone to death.
sephirothxweapon: and coming over ther to beat you over the head with a midget mallet!

Read Also:

  • Eminemist

    worshipper of the bad-ss wapper eminem person :i

  • Sorc

    short form for sorceress. used often in blizzard games duel my sorc a god amongst men, dragon tears mad lover wow, sorc is a god amongst men, and he’s dt’s mad lover! incredible!

  • Midwest Chopper

    a rapper from the midwest capable of rapping at high speeds/flows. wow. tech n9ne is one h-ll of a midwest chopper!

  • Milfxican

    a hot looking latina mon hey get a look at that hot milfxican pushing the stroller.

  • peer edit

    when one of your annoying friends that spends way too much time on facebook corrects your spelling. obviously trying to call you out on simple forgotten grammar and spelling mishaps that may have occurred while you were quickly trying to comment/post something. for those of us who have lives no big deal, for the peer […]


Disclaimer: Midget Mallet definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.