Midget Minge Muncher


a midget minge muncher is a height challenged adult female who likes to drink from the furry cup of life. similar to up-skirt golden shower guzzlers, minge munchers particularly enjoy the state of stupor that results from a process known as female -j-c-l-t- face flooding.
i, your mother was a midget minge muncher just like her mother before her. your mother could drink a 1,000 stench swilled quims dry a day and still have room for a pile of old female -j-c-l-t- before bed. them were the days before television.

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