midget ninga
someone that cannot spell midget ninja…yes its spelled n i n j a
whats a midget ninga? oh, some dummy spelled ninja with a g!
he lurks in the shadows.
he stalks through the alleys.
he hides under tables and chairs.
he is…the midget ninga.
and he owns the night!
hardened criminal #1: let us rob that old lady crossing the street.
hardened criminal #2: look out! the midget ninga is here!
(the midget ninga mercilessly kicks their b-ll-cks into next week)
hardened criminal #1: ow! now we shall be arrested, i suppose!
hardened criminal #2: looks like!
(the police arrive and take them away)
grateful citizens: thank you, midget ninga!
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