Midget Paddle


a very important object, used for many things, such as :

a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone

a paddle-doubling as an instrument

an all-over entertaining object.
friend: ” ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?”

me: ” yea of course, the party wouldn’t start without it! “

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