Midget Pool Fight
the art of allowing a minimum of two midgets, aka members of the small community to fight in the deep end of a swimming pool without drowning.
(requiremets)
2 normal people
2 little people
swimming pool (deep end over 3 feet)
hey malachy ” grab that midget over there and ill grab the other one, put them on your shoulder and ill do the same and lets have a midget pool fight, last person standing in the water wins”
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