(noun) a tool used to aid in the collection of midgets and or all other small creatures with the intent to steal human souls.
after watching a female midget steal the soul from a helpless child i took quick action. i noticed the midget was heading due west so i used my normal legs, which enabled to move much faster, and went ahead of the midgets path. i quickly set up the midget snare and jumped behind a bush. as the midget ran her little foot entered the small loop laid on the ground. the 20 pound fishing line quickly tighted around the creatures leg and with a snap, launched her into the air. she was whiplashed back down and swung with nothing but fear in her eyes. it was the best example of a midget snare ever. as she dangled in the air waving those little arms attempting to free herself i ran out and beat the midget with a stick. after 4 strong hits she released the childs soul and gave up all hope. i put her in my midget collection bag and went on my way to return the childs soul.
slanti is basically used to describe something that sucks or something that dosent quite live up to expectations. as its not “straight” its kinda “slanti”. danny: hey man, did you see that girl? ronny: yo man, nice body but her face was kinda slanti.
- sickawicka awes
southern manchester saying combining: “sick”, “wicked” and “awesome”. a mancunian response to the new england phrase: “wick awes” sugarcane? that song is sickawicka awes!!
to excrete at such an angle that it scr-pes the side of the toilet bowl, thus leaving glorious, unflushable wall hangers/clingers/skid marks. also, cleverly, the sidescr-per is not submerged and so the smell can linger in the air for much longer. “tony’s been an idiot lately don’t you think?” “i know, i had to resort […]
refering to a hoe, sl-t, or dirty girl ok sk-nkerella get back to suckin d-ck.
- slap a hoe
what u say to a friend when he says that a girl p-ss-d him out. or when a girls tells her friend to slap her. guy:man, that f-ck-n b-tch got me mad. she tried to tell me that i was a f-gget. guy 2:man dont be a p-ssy. slap a hoe!!!! when a pimp slaps […]