Midging


having s-x with midgets in order to make your d-ck appear bigger.
i did some midging last night and now i feel like a rock star.

when i am feeling down and out all i need is a little midging.
generally refering to someone short who is trying to reach for something but cannot quite grasp it. this is a broad term that can be used referencing short people, or if your friend is trying to get a girl that is way out of his league, or threatening to beat someone up who is 5x your size.
he was midging for a piece of chocolate his mom hid from him on top of the fridge.

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