Midgley
a squeaker fart with odiferous staying power. everyone denies doing it but since there’s no dog to blame it on they all pretend it doesn’t exist. after thomas midgley jr., inventor of leaded gas and cfc’s whose work left an environmental stink that was ignored for decades.
after our bean dinner the room was pervaded by a world-cl-ss midgley which we all ignored.
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