midlie crisis
realizing halfway through a fib that you’re going to be called out on it. usually triggers a spree of reckless embellishments to cover over the logical gaps.
i was telling my boss i was late because of traffic, but then i remembered he lives near me and i had a midlie crisis. i told him i took a different route to pickup my kids, and then explained i had just adopted children this weekend…
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