midlike crisis
using the excuse of a midlife crisis to get everything you like.
husaband: honey, i know i shouldn’t have bought a $95,000 red sports car, set of extended pings, mink pimp jacket or the lifetime gold membership to tattletales. please bear with me, i just can’t help myself! it’s my midlife crisis!
wife: more like midlike crisis!
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