when you wake up in the middle of the night with an unquenchable thirst that can only be relieved by chugging leftover baja blast from hours (or days) before.
i bought a new down blanket on sat-rday so you know i had to have a midnight blast.
- joshu thomas
a look a like off that dude from slumdog millionaire (dev patel), always wears crocs and looks deezed. either his shirts are too small for him making it look tight or he goes ham at the gym on roids. either way it’s whatever cause according to him, he da best and he smart….he very smart […]
- dutch threesome
when you m-st-rb-t- with both hands. i don’t like to pick favourites so i decided to do have a dutch threesome.
hoodt-rd – a self hating tan, brown, or black male who degrades darker skinned women or any women darker than his own skin tone. he prepetuates colorism and hate speech and disguises his dislike for dark skin as a preference. i walked past a bunch of hoodt-rds who told me i would never get any […]
- cloaked flash
vegetables on wheels. can’t drive so they have to hide themselves. those f-cking cloaked flashes on planetside 2 are the f-cking worst man.
the opening slots of a toaster where the food is put in to be toasted. “ugh we need a new toaster, d-mn toastergina made my toast so f-cking hard”