Midnight Epiphony


the act of awakening in the middle of the night and suddenly remebering that you failed to accomplish something during the day (request from boss, spouse, teacher, etc.) this is usually followed by forgetting to do it again the following day as well, hence the cycle continues.
last night, i had a midnight epiphony…i forgot to complete the report my boss needs today.

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