midnight golfer
a nonsensical piece of slang made popular in a madtv skit. the joke is that it’s supposed to sound like “light in the loafers,” but it has no actual meaning.
bc: hey, check out the shirt roger’s wearing today.
pl: yeah. nice shirt.
bc: you know what i heard about roger?
pl: what?
bc: the guy’s a midnight golfer.
pl: what?
bc: he’s a midnight golfer — roger.
pl: he’s a midnight golfer, he likes to golf at night?
bc: yeah, he’s a midnight golfer.
pl: i don’t know what you mean.
someone who chases b-lls in the dark, or likes to putt in the rough. a homs-xual male.
yo, i don’t care what you say — any dude who cries at the end of brokeback mountain is a midnight golfer for sure.
one who has all of his lanterns in one submarine
dude you said that you would make out with
ben afflack?????
you are a total midnight golfer now
a racist, derogatory, stereotypical term used to describe an african-american.
look at that midnight golfer. ‘dat n-gg-s in a trance staring at that booty.
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