midnight insight
adj., when one has a deep, mind-boggling, innovative, and/or philosophical revelation in the middle of the night (usually when trying to get to sleep). most people will either
a) have to doc-ment it somehow before being able to sleep
b) think about it till they bore themselves to sleep
or c) find themselves unable to remember it in the morning, much like a dream.
-billy goes downstairs and begins blogging-
mom: billy! it’s 2 in the morning, what are you doing on that computer?!”
billy: “hold on mom, i’m having midnight insight!”
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