midnight laps


engaging in s-xual intercourse between the hours of 1 and 4am.

can also apply to s-x occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an rem sleep.
“yo johnny, that’s your 3rd cup of coffee before 10am, what gives bro???”

“d-mn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind”

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