Midnight Monkey
the monkey that, when you have drunk rather too much, breaks into your room while you’re asleep, steals all your cash, punches you in the face and takes a sh-t in your mouth. results in morning sh-t breath, no cash and a blinding headache.
jesus…i feel like cr-p…i think i had a visit from the midnight monkey last night, i should never have drunk that last car bomb.
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