Midnight Moo
a midnight moo is the act of defecating on another person’s face as the clock strikes 12. the person committing this act must also moo like a cow simultaneously.
tim: “yo bro, nick was being an -sshole last night; lets f-cking give him a midnight moo tonight.”
bob: “totally dude. lets get his -ss”
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