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  when you rip -ss and the smell is comparible to when the power goes out in a morgue, thus leaving a noxious rotting flesh and -ss type of smell. guy 1:”holy f-ckin sh-t man! what the f-ck is that smell??” guy 2:”my fault son, gots that morgue -ss” guy 1:”it smells like the holocaust in […]

• Mormon Butt Sex

  the act of having -n-l s-x while maintaining v-g-n-l virginity. the term arose from the tradition of mormon girls convincing themselves that “-n-l s-x” does not count as “s-x,” and therefore is acceptable to engage in before marriage. i’m a virgin, but i don’t have mormon b-tt s-x.

• morpledutihog

  noun – mor-plah-due-ti-hog the elusive morpledutihog, native to the regions surrounding nairobi, is similar to a pygmy elephant. the tusks of the morpledutihog may be used for medicinal purposes to cure aids and decapitations. roaming the african savannah in groups of up to 25, the murplidutihog tend to get picked on by elephants of average […]

• mudcohol

  when playing a concert, mudcohol usually acc-mulates from the combination of spilled beer/liquor and dirt. this sludgy combination is especially worse when playing a show without a stage and the intoxicated crowd is capable of getting closer to the performers. due to the fact that the punk band played a show in the barn, the […]

• Muff Hunter

  a friend of yours that goes out and hunts down a different girl every night. the m-ff hunter is a guy on a hunt for the finest broad in the bar. his friends are irrelevant and his night sucks if he does not hunt down the finest m-ff in the bar. this person typically hooks […]

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