Midnight Sneeze


1.a sudden, voluntary, explosion from the p-n-s at midnight, as a result of self arousal, intended to land on the face of another 2.when the recipient of the midnight sneeze awakens and asks what happend? you would explain that you “thought” you heard them sneeze.
she told me she had a headache and wanted to go to sleep. so, at midnight a gave her midnight sneeze.

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