midnightis
the strange sensation you get when it is past midnight and you are facebook chatting, instant messaging, or skyping with your friends.
symptoms include:
slurred typing (“alfdkja;lsdfjk” or “cdlackg” instead of “clocks”).
invention of new vocabulary.
being amused easily and quickly by thinks that would not normally be deemed as funny.
loss of hand-keyboard coordination
i_love_sarah: the advangtages of not setting cdlackg right.
i_love_sarah: what the h-ll?
i_love_sarah: -chlocks
i_love_sarah: –clocks.
flola1337: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah lolz rofl
flola1337: uhoh.
flola1337: i think you have midnightis, sarah.
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