Midrand
situated between pretoria and johannesburg, it is also known as madrand or stabrand due to the high crime and violence in the suburb. also reffered to as little durban/india due to all the suped-up cars and fake bling draped around most inhabitants
person 1: do you want to go to midrand?
person 2: no dude! do i look like i own a sh-tty car with cheap rims and fake neon lights? besides i don’t feel like getting mugged and be sent to the hospital
person 1: oh look we p-ssing midrand
person 2: we must be lost, let me step on the accelerator
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