Midsummer’s Night Strawberry
when an elderly lady fist her self and rips out her overies over a younger man/woman and forces them to drink the blood and eat the ovaries, she then preforms a s-xual act upon the chosen person forcing her t-ts down his throat; until the point he chokes- then she proceeds to wipe the remaining blood/ovaries on his face. by this the point the person is in a coma…
“did you hear what happened to fabio?”
“no what?”
“he’s in hospital because his nan gave him a midsummer’s night strawberry!”
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