Midwest crisis
the point at which a person who used to have ambitions realizes that they live in a state in the american midwest, and overcompensates for the fact by purchasing bmws and cadillacs which they most likely cannot afford.
the united states geographical equivalent of a midlife crisis.
steve: hey, what’s mark doing in that caddy?
chester: it finally hit him that he lives in iowa; the car’s his way of coping with the midwest crisis.
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