midwest thunderbumper


when someone’s b-lls are being tazered while giving a hot carl, the result is a p-ssionate hailstorm of streaming poo in the face.
she wasn’t sure about jeff until the first time he delivered a midwest thunderb-mper, after which she knew she was really in love.

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