midwife
sl-t that a gentleman bangs between wives.
you know that high cl-ss dude ain’t gonna keep bangin’ that stank ho forever. she’s just a midwife.
a person, usually a woman, who is trained to -ssist women in childbirth.
i’m so glad that my midwife helped me while i was in labor.
a non-medical professional with no training who “helps” babies be born.
while midwives fell greatly in favor in the past due to modern medicine, they are currently experiencing a slight comeback because hippies are stupid.
“we’re thinking about hiring a midwife for our baby instead of a licensed medical doctor.”
“enjoy your stillbirth.”
a person, usually a woman who dragged out the baby from the pregnant woman’s v-g-n-.
“the midwife is sticking her fingers in to reach the baby’s head”
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