MIF
a mif is a milf without the l.
in other words, a mom that i f-cked.
charlie: d-mn look at michele’s mom she is such a milf!
me: nah, she’s a mif on my list.
mom i f-cked
guy 1:kevin’s mom is the ultimate milf
guy 2:nah dude shes a mif
guy 1:what’s a mif?
guy 2:mom i f-cked
mom or mother i f-cked
steven:kevin’s mom is the ultimate milf
garret:nah dude shes a mif
steven:what’s a mif?
garret:mom i f-cked
mom i’m f-cking.
see that blonde over there? she’s my mif!
similar to milf “mum i’d like to f-ck”, however mif stands for “mum i f-cked”.
harry: kenny your mum’s a milf
kenny: oi!
ryan: kenny your mum’s a mif
kenny: ….
ryan: 😉
represents a description of woman, most likely the mother of a close friend, in a given point of time. mifs are women who used to be known as milfs. mother i f-cked!
1.i enjoyed her transition from a milf to a mif very much.
2. dude, did your mom tell you she aint a milf any more?
3. steve, i finally did maja. – whoww.. so she turned from a milf into a mif.
mom i’d f-ck. precursor, and more concise form of, the term milf that was around long before the movie american pie
even though matt’s mom is sixty, she is still a mif
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