might have to
might have to
this is part of a coded reference used to mask the outright saying of “giving oral s-x or having s-xual intercourse”. the idea is to say you “might have to” and then follow it up with something completely unrelated to anything of a s-xual nature. the more bizarre, the better.
so its like a leading response in a conversation about trying to make someone happy, or owing someone for something they did for you, or trying to find forgiveness, and a way to show grat-tude. see the examples given….
ex#1
girl: omg, jay is gonna be mad when he sees the dent i put in his car, it was an accident. i dont even know how im gonna repay him 🙁
girl 2: d-mn…you “might have to” wash his socks everyday for a month.
ex#2
jessie: marcus didnt snitch on me to the cops, i love him for that
erica: where you dirty?
jessie: f-ck yeah i had h-lla weed on me when they stopped us. he could’ve easily ratted me out, but he didnt.
erica: wow, you “might have to” give him his insulin shot for that one.
jessie: ikr
ex#3
tanya: baby im so sorry, i didnt mean to hurt you. i’ll make it up to you, i swear. anything….
mike: word? you “might have to” come over here and fix the rack and pinion on my car, wh-r-.
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