MILF scouting


an act usually performed at an event where a large number of mothers will be present, for example a school football match or open evening, where one simply walks around the event looking out for and admiring young or middle aged mothers that they wouldn’t mind genitally infiltrating.
“i’ve been made to take parents around the school at open evening today, it’s an effort and a half”

“mate, its the perfect oppurtunity to do a bit of milf scouting”

“ohhh yeahh, that makes it so much more worth it”

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