mighty geezer lawnmower salad
rick mammana coined the term in his video “making a lawn mower salad john deere” on youtube.
the recipe is:
run over some lettuce and tomato with your lawnmower
collect the chopped bits
drizzle with mighty cesar salad dressing
guy: god i really want some salad but i have no hands with which to use a knife.
other guy: no problem, get out your lawnmower and we’ll make some mighty geezer lawnmower salad
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