mihailova
mihailova is a strange kind of creature that n-body really saw.it lives in bulgaria and it is spoken that it is a female.her name is used to frighten the first year students in the pu university.n-body saw her because she is so sizeble that can not be seen from short distance.it is rumored that a brave student once managed to take a picture at small part of her hipopotamo leg.but unfortunately you need very high monitor resolution and a very wide screen to see it without endless scrolling with the mouse.a very reputable scientist claimed that her kind originally came troughout the centures from northern europe where her forefathers the mammoths lived.naturaly her apearance has changed during the last hundred years but her tremendous capabilities of gaining body m-ss are fully preserved.to keep her weight constantly she eats innocent students with a fresh salad of referats.
i am the only one who can fight with her.please send me lots of food because i need 100 kg to enter in her category
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