Mike Bibby
a point guard on the atlanta hawks who has lost all ability to play decent basketball. examples of his shortcomings are: not being strong enough to make a three, not being able to play any form of defense, and taking up six million dollars a year in team salaries. however, he is able to perform useless skills like alley-oop p-ssing exceedingly well.
mike bibby also is unable to speak a form of english that people can understand.
commentator 1: “…and mike bibby pulls up for the three and lets fire…..airball.”
commentator 2: “mike bibby is really not performing well today, he’s 0-6 from the field.”
commentator 1: “hey, at least he can make some alley-oop p-sses.”
post-game interview with mike bibby:
interviewer: “so mike, what do you think of your four points in today’s game against the magic?”
bibby: “i be thinki’ dat mah alley-oop p-ssin’ id good”
interviewer: “what?!?”
major hottie that plays for the sacramento kings.
mike bibby is so freaking hot.
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