mike curtis
an asian looking guy with a small -ss d-ck and its bipolar as f-ck and he is always depressed and is always jealous, he can be abusive sometimes, and unloyal, a lil b-tch, but writes u the cutest things ever that dont mean sh-t b-tttttt his parents are the sweetest ever and take u to everything and even if u break there sons heart they still call and invite u to h-lla sh-t
mike curtis: babe suck my d-ck
me: no babe not rn
mike curtis:-slaps u in the face-
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