Mike Green
a s-xy beast washington capitals hockey player that is the best defenseman in the history of the nhl.
also see s-xy beast and washington capitals
not to be confused with alex ovechkin
girl 1: did you see ovie in the caps game last night! he was amazing!
girl 2: um, i wasn’t paying any attention to that no-front-tooth guy, mike green pwned. he broke a record!
tennis player for university of alabamawent pro played in davis-cup. ranked 12 in unites states tennis -ssociationusta
professional known tattoo artist resides in new orleans.
tattoos alot of new orleans rappers and musicians.
souija slim,bg,kane & abel
that boy mike green is a beast on the court!
that artist who tats bg is mike green
nhl player (washington caps).
dan aykroyd’s hockey playing twin. both are canadian, look/are overweight and have a receding hairline.
the second most unattractive player for the washington caps. his girlfriend’s name is gr8. she eats children and small furry animals.
drives a car designed by douchebags for douchebags.
mike green: my name is mike lambor-green-hi!!! ain’t i clever, eh?
gr8: arghvgqliwbvü098r0z8vgob048tr9^74tz873gtf87u
play hard i crosby no good i better i dum dum dum i stanley cup i in brooksy -ss i liiiiike it warm
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