Mike in the Banana Hammock


a man in an overly tight speedo, man thong, or tightly fitted spandex shorts.
george: “hey james, those extremely cropped spandex shorts really accentuate your package!”

james: (smiling broadly and proud) “i was going for that “mike in the banana hammock” look. (james winks).

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