mike jones


“rapper” for people with add.
still tippin’ on four fours, wrapped in four fours
tippin’ on four fours, wrapped in four fours….repeat 2 times.

back then hoes didn’t want me
now i’m hot hoes all on me…repeat 4 times

first round draft picks coming
who is mike jones coming…repeat until infinity.
rapper who breaks rapping rules by repating the lines..
back then hoes didn’t want me now i’m hot hoes all on me
back then hoes didn’t want me now i’m hot hoes all on me
back then hoes didn’t want me now i’m hot hoes all on me
(i said!) back then hoes didn’t want me now i’m hot hoes all on me
a southern rapper who bases his entire career around his name.
just listen to any of his few singles, and he says his name like it is some kind of verb, its annoying. then he has the nerve to have good beats and people think he hot, but he is not.
a swishahouse rapper
thanks to my fans my name is an anthem
who?
mike jones?
who?
mike jones?
mike jones, only rapper alive that’s only word he knows is his own name; what you actually don’t know, he’s not kidding when he asks “what’s my name?”, he just has short term memory and can’t remember his name
what’s my name? mike jones
who? mike jones
who? mike jones
who? mike jones
who? mike jones
who? mike jones
another talentless rap artist that will be forgotten in 3 months.
who is mike jones…?

who cares?
a rapper whose songs are pretty alright. the only problem is, is that because mike jones says his name an uncountable amount of times in his songs, now middle/upper-cl-ss white boys scream “mike jooonnnneeessss!” like it’s going out of style. which it is, folks. it is.
teacher – can someone name for me one of the most influential artists during the rennaisance period?
student – mike jones!!!!#$$%!!11!

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