mike kaelin


this motherf-cking c-nt, -ss, hoe. he loves f-cking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates f-cking his wife. sleeps with his no t-tty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting b-n-rs from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. he’s a godd-mn h-r-. jacks off in all public bathrooms. loves to rape people.
i just popped a mike kaelin when i f-cked that girl last night.

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