mike khoury
mike khoury is vastly popular on twitter and snapchat. a few of his videos have gone viral, such as the time he got finessed in the taco bell drive thru. people often find humor in the fact that he is extremely unfortunate.
also, he loves his cat, sebastian.
ex#1: lmf– you really just got jumped at your own party, d-ssa mike khoury move.
ex#2: you more obsessed with your cat than mike khoury is.
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