Mike Monoxide


when one takes incredibly h-m-s-xual mysp-ce photos and posts them on mysp-ce, refusing to do anything with their life.
carrie- hey sarah, i think i know that guy on mysp-ce.

sarah- really?

carrie- yeah, for all the time he took to take those photos on his mysp-ce, he could have a job, some money, and new un-sh-tted on underwear.

sarah- seriously, check out the highlighter looking pit stains on his shirt.

carrie and sarah- gross! what a mike monoxide!

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