mike pizza
a perpetually drunken hobbit with bushy eyebrows and p-b-s all over his feet. he is often mistaken for gary busey when he’s plastered, but then people realize its him when he starts crying on the phone after drunk dialing girls who throw up at the thought of him.
bill: hey what was that thing eating out of the trashcan?
tim: oh its just a mike pizza, it will go away, just ignore it.
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