mike ruby


the biggest t-t rod anyone has ever met. he’ll f-ck your day up more than anyone else in the world. he thinks he’s s-xy but he has man t-ts and a peach on his arm. if you see him, f-ck his day up and p-ss on his t-ts!
t-ts, i just met mike ruby. he has man t-ts!

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