Mike Toreno
character in the video game san andreas, and a very funny one at that. first seen in the mission ‘mike toreno’ and last seen in ‘home coming’.
when we first meet mike, he seems like just another member of the yay-smuggling group, but as the game progresses it turns out he is actually working for a goverment agency (‘it’s not important which one’), and uses cj to do the jobs he can’t be seen pulling off. this includes jacking a petrol tanker, blowing up several helicopters, planting an explosive on the andromeda and stealing a military jet.
needless to say, there are many people who think toreno’s missions are some of the best in the game.
mike toreno is voiced by actor james woods.
‘carl, i will always be watching… or listening… or both.’ – mike toreno, ‘interdiction’
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