Mike Trout
amazing starting center-fielder for the los angeles angels of anaheim. best rookie in baseball, and considered by many to be the front runner for the american league most valuable player award (al mvp). very popular amongst angels fans and teenage girls.
#27 is the number he wears
a: there goes another mike trout home run. we are truly watching history here folks.
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