Mike Vallely


a professional skateboarder who is famous for his sociopathic behavior and anger issues. it’s sad that there are kids who look up to him.
that self-righteous piece-of-sh-t hanging out in the k-mart parking lot reminds me of mike vallely!
the man that defines skating. allthough he has been skating for more than 14 years, he goes out and does his best. talk sh-t about what he loves to do and you are liable to get your -ss kicked.
widely known to kick the sh-t out of four -sswipes who called him a “skater f-g.”
mike v. vs four random ocks (cky3)
the man that defines what a skater is he gos out and rides everyday and doesnt go and do the biggest thing he can have fun riding parking blocks and thats what skating is about going out and doin the little stuf not tryin to be on top he skates for him self and if u say other wise he’ll kick the cr-p out of u and so will i
wike valley is my god

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