Mike Z
to be mike z you must have at least two of the following elements,
-a “laced” past.
-unexplainable thought process and ideas.
-atleast three hot-beezys.
that n-gg- is mike z fo-sho!
Read Also:
- alabasterd
a person who is white or light skinded (meaning not black) and is utterly annoying and/or has a big ego for no reason ;an insult “hey,hey, hey, you guess what… hey you…” “stfu alabasterd” “i love my face its so nice and clear and ohmigosh…blahblabaa” “if you dont get ur alabasterd -ss out my face […]
- cock splint
p-n-s splint; usually consisting of four spatulas arranged equidistant and parallel to the p-n-s, thus encomp-ssing it. this is held in place with a binding of clear plaster. on her wedding night victoria threw aside the covers and said, “look david, this bearded oyster has never been seen or touched by a man.” “that’s nothing” […]
- milky tears of human love
arcing jets of seaman my lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love
- Cocktales
a tale a guy tells to a guy about how they got laid where it happened who it was with what time they did it. ron: hey did i tell you about how i got jessica? tim: dude i already heard this c-ck tale a million times! a song by too $hort about all the […]
- cocktator
a play on the word “dictator”. usually pertaining to a man who is in full command of his woman. but can also be used in reference to any dude who is a pushy, controlling, overly aggressive -sshole. “man, rachel’s new boyfriend is such a c-cktator. he won’t let her do anything fun anymore.”