Mikeoptis
1- commonly used word by university at albany students for a ocd h-m-s-xual
2- a punching bag for a maxxross
3- the fastest man alive
that kid on the first floor is so annoying he’s such a mikeoptis
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having s-x in an underground mine, technically while at least a mile below the ground. opposite of mile high club. rumor is it is that some of those rescued chilean miners are now members of the exclusive mile below club.
- dagem
a black, hype master. he talks a big game, but never follows through. favorite activities: laying on a bed and doing nothing all day, spitting at girls and gossiping with all of his boy friends. he is one of a kind. d-mn look at that dagem over there.
- elegate
verb to p-ss a task or responsibility to another, usually more senior, person. the opposite of the verb to delegate. the staff would elegate anything but the simplest of tasks to their manager.
- military creases
when one takes another’s personal item, sets it on the floor and commences to pick the item up with their b-ttocks. on fabric items this action will leave a brown crease, these items have the best results. i hate jon, i am going to give his pillow, shirt, pants, and toothbrush military creases!!! screw him!!!
- Elmered
when you blow your man glue all over some broads -ss, chest, or face after my old lady wawshed it gewd, i elmered all over her chest and face when you say hi to someone and they ignore you. i saw mike today and said hi, and the guy elmered me.