military creases

when one takes another’s personal item, sets it on the floor and commences to pick the item up with their b-ttocks. on fabric items this action will leave a brown crease, these items have the best results.
i hate jon, i am going to give his pillow, shirt, pants, and toothbrush military creases!!! screw him!!!

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