mike’s hard lemonade


a quite tasty malt liquer beverage that leaves a nasty resin in your throat after a night of drinking it
i got crazy hockers from drinknig mike’s
a drink drank by mostly females. sometimes enjoyed by little boys.
vuk: hey dardan, what are you drinking tonight?
dardan: probably gonna drink like 3 or 4 mikes hard lemonades…

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