Mikew22


1) a person of either s-x, male or female, who would rather m-st-rb-t- to a friend of the same s-x than watch that same person play pokemon stadium 2 for the nintendo 64.

2) a person of either s-x, male or female, who knows more about your car than you do.
stop being a mikew22, i will not do an all-wheel burn out!

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