Mikey Wasted
drinking for 4 straight hours p-ssed off walking around at a party f-cked up your friend part f-cked up your chances of gettin the girl you wanted way worst than white girl wasted walk to your friends house gets picked up and put in the car comes home trys to fight your other friend gets picked up agin and goes to his room push your mom on the bed dad or step dad comes in and chokes slam you on the ground you talk sh-t and tell everything u shouldn’t say punch a whole in the wall mom calls the cops put the hand cuffs on you you slam your head aginst the wall and leave a huge crack go into the hall way slam your head agin then go to jail
u need to stop before you get mikey wasted
if you can’t hold your liqur don’t drink or you’ll get mikey wasted
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