Mikey Wazowski


a -ss munch to say the least, usually refered to “green cyclope thinger,” from monsters inc. like to m-st-rb-t- in a papaya. whom’s crew may consist of:
a sp-nky asian.
a mean douche (who spends majority of his life span on the toilet)
a cat.
a green-loving, wh-r-, with the ambition to be a lion tamer.
“never judge a whale by its blubber,”

“wow, that was like…totally mikey wazowski, right there, man”

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